Sleep when Im dead!!

Just gona reblog funny shit, my friends stuff and maybe some of my art and costume stuff.

greenfairy87:

wwhatevver-ampora:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

They are so metal they’re practically wearing armor.

And suddenly it became so clear where Jim Henson got the inspiration for The Dark Crystal

(Source: jenkristofu, via maidenofmischief)

did-you-reboot:

Some Mass Effect Valentines for your pleasure. They’re a bit messy. I got way lazy in the end. Haha.

Garrus and Liara quotes courtesy of Yoruna and Sohlyist. :D

(via logicaldisquietude)

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(Source: baiolicious2, via maidenofmischief)